Thursday, September 30, 2010

Howdy folks!

Hello there. Either someone told you about this place, or you stumbled on it by accident. Either way, stay awhile and listen. Or don't. It's totally up to you. (STAY, OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE STAY!)

I review games here. This is my honest, objective opinion. My opinions of games aren't clouded by fanboyism or bias toward or against any particular platform (I pretty much have them all, from current and previous generations), developer, publisher, or particular individual in the game industry. (Editor's note: If I were gay, I would totally give myself to Shigeru Miyamoto).

I hope this turns out to be a success, and I hope people are interested in knowing what games really are good (Like Pikmin, Demon's Souls, and Lost Odyssey), and which games really are @#$%ing horrible. (Superman 64, Dragon Blade: Wrath of Fire, and World of Warcraft).

Naturally, you can feel free to disagree with my views. I won't judge you. There's nothing wrong with being horribly misguided and mistaken. It's okay. I understand.

I'll even sweeten the pot here. If you're not sure on a game, and want me to review it, shoot me a line at grifsgamereviews(at)gmail(dot)com. If you're lucky, I'll pick your game and give it my full, unbiased review. You can pick pretty much any game you want, but be advised that there's some that I just don't have the power to acquire. So please, be reasonable.

So without further ado... Read on, dear, uhhh... Reader!